We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Live Karate Demonstration

by The French Goodbye

/
  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Black vinyl • 45rpm • jukebox hole • 100 pressed • Hand-numbered

    Includes unlimited streaming of Live Karate Demonstration via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days
    edition of 100 
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD  or more

     

1.
Hep me hep me I been hypmotized Won't somebody please hep me I been hypmotized The actor singer is dead They pelted us with rocks and garbage The Thrill-Cam was on too low We scared o' the goofa man One of these days You'll see my face on every postage stamp One of these days I will fuhrerize the world Hep me Arnie Barnes Al Frisch Hal Gurnee Marv Albert Connie Chung Teri Garr in a towel International beauty secrets with Riquette
2.
3.
Rugs (Live) 02:06
Do you know what I did? I don't think I remember anymore (forgot words) ...what you did But I know it ain't something' I should know Every single night I drink until I drool They're askin' all these questions And I can't play it cool I don't know What you did I don't think I remember anymore What is right What is wrong Just help me dump these rugs onto the shore Every single night She treats me like a fool They're askin' all these questions And I can't play it cool All I do is drive I drive and drive and drive Let's go a drive No one knows what we did I don't think you'll remember anymore
4.
5.
There's a long line for bread and a line to use the telephone But there's no line for the waves in Havana on the Malecón So I waxed up my board and I tried to flag a maquina I caught a 3-wheel wonder bike shaped just like a coconut Coco Taxi Conduciendo Yo entiendo Vamos a la playa Koo koo taxi We zipped through Havana eating peanuts out of little cones Mani mani mani The chicks were wearing tights while the men were playing dominoes Honey honey honey Mister driver what's the hold up dont'cha know I gotta shoot the curl Sunny sunny sunny And he just lit his cigar and he whistled at a little girl Honey honey honey Coco Taxi Estoy en Vedado Estoy enamorado Vamos a la playa Koo koo taxi At the beach he wanted 10 CUC but all I had was 4 now So he grabbed my board and he hit the ocean's roar now Coco Taxi Vamos a la playa Con mi media naranja Pies goofy Koo koo taxi 10 CUC 10 CUC? You're the kook!
6.
7.
Pie (Live) 02:35
I need a pie A rich creamy pie A hot steamy pie A wet honest pie A bloody meat pie It's raining guts on my car My windshield is broken My jazz cigarette keeps smokin' I need a pie I need a pie Ugh A fresh swollen pie A nice ugly pie Oh I need a pie Ma'am I need a pie
8.
9.
You're gonna meet My fucken family Here they come Here they fucking come Don't say anything Here they come My fucken family They're my family Here they come Here they fucking come Don't... Don't say anything Gimme a drink Here they fucking (microphone unplugged) D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d... Don't ever meet My fucken...
10.
11.
And when you laugh I will know And when you gaffe I will know And now you're there In the glow You got your autumn hair I got snow Did we really need to be this fun? Psycho exercise for everyone All our money's gone It was so much fun When the money's gone You will be the one And I know I know this is temporary And I know Every day is temporary I know I know this temporary I know I know karate!
12.
13.
Who's gonna wear the crown? Now that the pageant's over Who's gonna wear that gown? Your mistress in Manitoba You like to butter your bread You like the things that I said On pretty paper it said I was a born again It was a one time thing You didn't know I could sing And to the press I will sing Oh how hot water stings Who's gonna wear the crown? Now that the pageant's over Who's gonna wear that gown? Your heiress in Nova Scotia Who's gonna be around? That parrot on your shoulder, baby Who's gonna kiss you now? When your ass is getting older You like to bubble your bath You tried to soothe my wrath You'll never soothe my wrath Not with a bubble bath It was a one time thing You didn't know I could sing And to the press I will sing Oh how hot water stings Who's gonna wear the crown? Barbie army Marching in our evening wear Truth disrobes you Probes you in the public square Who's gonna wear the crown? Who's gonna kiss you now?
14.
15.
Here we go Far ahead and far away Ha ha ha We played our hands Got led astray It's time to go Nuthin' to do Got nuthin' to say Ha ha ha Another land Another day Just getting By and by Floating around Almost home Not quite home Just floating Round and round This ain't our home Not that we know How will we do What we do? What will we do? How will we do? Almost home Not quite home

about

Live karate demonstration captured at the world famous Lincoln Hall Dojo, July 24, 2014

credits

released March 4, 2015

Tony - Vocals, Mawashigeri (Roundhouse Kick)
Thea - Guitar, Vocals, Gyakuzuki (Reverse Punch)
John - Guitars, Nido (Double Technique)
Julia - Drums, Neko Ashi Dachi (Cat Stance)
Chris - Bass, Otoshi (Bottom of the Palm)
Reid - Keyboards, No Tsukomi (Leaning)

Mixed by Greg Norman
Mastered by Carl Saff

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

French Goodbye Los Angeles, California

Daydreams and nightmares from Tony Mendoza & Thea Lux

contact / help

Contact French Goodbye

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

French Goodbye recommends:

If you like Live Karate Demonstration, you may also like: